Funny Thought- The worth of a good beard is always a good beer added

In all light hope, the worth of a beard can often be thought to be a good beer added to your health. 

Why is this? 

The idea of turning your razor blades into a good beer opener is a good plan. 

The cost of beer is good and if you have a great opener, use it.  Cutting the budget for razor blades can indeed free up your budget to buy a good beer opener. 

Winning thought considering the real goal is of course to turn your swords into plowshares. 

But still, one must take it even further.  A jew without a beard is often an angrier mood to greet just by the idea that his worth is greater with the full beard that follows Mosiac Law. 

Just a thought. I can hope my children should have beards if they should be the future in my life.

Baruch Hashem.